well,again..im not gonna mention any names here..since my blog is no longer private..better to blog it out and not mention names,cause in another way it's FUN!lol...
here it goes:-
a 'very close friend' told me this...there is this specific person in his/her circle of friends,is so proud of boasting abt her/his sex life..she/he is so proud that everytime he/she got laid,she/he will announce it to the whole wide world....and this gal/guy got laid with another sex mate...the sex mate was not AROUSED at all!!so this gal/guy asked sex mate,y r u not aroused at all??so sex mate replied,i think i still love my gf/bf..thats y i dont have the mood.
the next day,this gal/guy told everyone abt her/his bad 'unhappening' night.till sex mate knows abt it..and confronted her/him and said, u better stop all this rumours if not ill tell everybody that U R A MAJOR TURN OFF and BORING,and no one will ever wanna FUCK U!
upon hearing this,i just wanted to roll over the floor and laugh siak!!i mean,who will boast abt thier bad 'unhappening' nights when the problem is THEM!!ishk...i better put my face in the toilet seat if i were them!!!disgusting,filthy,shameless and inexperienced mother fuckers!
if u wanna be so cheap,go be a gigolo/prostitute at geylang or anywhere u can find customers lah
and if u happen to read this,and u think it is u...u r so welcome to delete me and my friend from FB,ok??fyi,u and bf/gf are so perfect for each other!
