I turn MEAN when people eats my food

HELP!

I'm turning into ‘JOEY’ in Friends!
And if u don’t watch Friends,u are just so lost lah kan??

FYI,Joey is acted by Matt Le Blanc,and his character in the show is like he’s a HIMBO,like me,BIMBO,he’s so slow in picking up,eg when one of the friends was telling a joke,he will like laugh 2-3 minutes after the joke is over. He’s a charmer,despite that slow n dumb character of his,he’s good at sweet talking with of course,gals…

And he’s big EATER…and in one of his dates,he can only taste his date’s food BUT his date can’t TOUCH his food,and he will say this,’I DON’T SHARE FOOD!’. And I’m becoming like this part of the character…